i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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