I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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