Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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