Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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