no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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