sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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