all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
should my penis look like a turkey
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
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