nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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