So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
My vagina just clenched in fear
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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