hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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