And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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