going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
