sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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