Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
What's dad's email?
[email protected]
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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