i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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