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im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
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