Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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