when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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