i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
There r osticjed everywhere
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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