Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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