why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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