The maid of honor just puked.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Terrible idea I love it
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
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