For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
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