It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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