Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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