sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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