Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Randomize
