Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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