It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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