I must be too annoying 4 u.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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