I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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