I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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