i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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