i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
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