Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
