so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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