You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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