im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
soo... how was my night?
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