I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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