I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Two words: blizzard sex
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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