i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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