Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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