id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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