Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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