Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
no more duck duck goose at the bar
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
This baby is an asshole
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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