Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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