And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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