Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
everyone is single if you try hard enough
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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