i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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