i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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